Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Top 10 Things I’ll Miss Most about China

10. Celebrity appeal: The big group of people who look nothing like each other but all speak very fast and loud English and no hint of any other language MUST be American. This is how we were distinguished in an international crowd. On the Beijing Subway, we were quite the circus show to be stared at.

9. “Dialogue” on the only English channel we get (CCTV 9 International): This has become my favorite show in the past weeks. It includes a Chinese man sitting down one-on-one with random Western big-shots to talk about their significance. I was constantly shocked and utterly entertained by the interview questions. It was on this show that I heard the host ask the Greek designer of the Athens 2004 Opening Ceremonies, "Since you are openly gay, and gay people are famous for being honest, is this why you speak so much about being honest and living a life of honesty?" It's a real classy production.

8. Squatty potties: Believe it or not, there have been several occasions since I figured out how to use them where I have sought them out over the option of the Western toilet (with respect to the public restroom scene). They're more efficient, less skin-to-porcelain contact and a good stretch... all rolled into one delightful experience!

7. Rickshaws and bicycles everywhere: Never again will I feel threatened by the whizzing bicyclists on Purdue's campus. These riders here in the "Kingdom of Bicycles" really know what's up and how to work it. I've seen rickshaws loaded up with more goods than my dad's pickup truck can handle!

6. My roommate Andrea, even if she watches me sleep.

5. Smile Beijing volunteers: At nearly every street corner you can find a kiosk with eager, knowledgeable volunteers that, even if they can't help you find where you're going, they're always excited to trade pins with you!

4. Popsicle stands: This is quite possibly one of the most unexpected goodies of China. There are popsicle stands EVERYWHERE with complex assortments of treats ranging from corn popsicles to ice cream cones. We fancied ourselves a popsicle in the mid-afternoon nearly everyday, and it was really entertaining picking a flavor from the colors and images on the package when the labels were all in Chinese. What a delight!

3. English T-shirts: Many Chinese teenagers wear shirts with hilarious English phrases on them, for example, “BALLS,” “Falling in love, she’s my girlfriend,” and “The shit’s cool.” We asked one of the Chinese volunteers about them, and she confirmed our suspicions that no one really understands what the shirts say, they just think they're cool because they have English on them. I guess it's the parallel experience to Americans getting Chinese character tattoos and really having no idea what they say... which is also hilarious, by the way.

2. The prices: I am making you a promise right now that I will walk into a store and try to bargain down for a better price once I get home tomorrow. It is guaranteed to happen, and it will be awkward for the shopkeeper. I will also whine and complain about the prices of things when I've been eating meals for less than $1, riding the subway for $0.30 and buying 20oz bottled water for $0.15 apiece.

1. Everyday is an adventure: In Beijing, this is the one thing that's guaranteed. Everyday, regardless of what you plan, things will change. There will be obstacles. There will be hurdles and hoops and tripwires. Everyday there will be a challenge, a game and a triumph. Everyday I have an experience that instantly becomes the most interesting thing that's ever happened to me. At home, it's so easy to get in a rut and not grasp the excitement that follows you around. Being here has made me realize that a simple trip to the supermarket just might be the best adventure you've ever had.

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The next time we talk could be from US soil... how exciting is that?!?!!

XOXO

Monday, August 25, 2008

Kelsey vs. China: The great love affair

Over the past couple of days, I've spent countless hours bashing, blaming and belittling China and it's ways. I can't begin to explain how different of an experience it is to live and work in a foreign place than it is to visit a foreign place.

I have to admit that China was really starting to grow on me. The people as individuals are probably the most gentle, caring folks I've ever come in contact with. So many people have been genuinely interested in us. They want to know where we're from, what we do and why we're here. They want to be friends with us. They want to tell us about their hometowns and cultures and what they do. They want us to love them just as much as they love us.

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For example, the other day a girl named Yao who works with us saw Andrea reading "Atonement" at work. She picked up the book and made over it like it was a new puppy. Andrea, surprised by the interaction, offered to give Yao the book after reading it. Andrea had planned to leave the paperback here anyway to make more room in the suitcase.

The next day, Yao came into work just beaming. She pulled Andrea aside to give her a gift. It was a homemade, handwritten card that she crafted. It was addressed, "To Andrea, Xiang Mountain, Beijing, from Yao Qiong." Inside was a sleeve of handmade bookmarks with Chinese poetry written on each one. On the bottom of each, there was a leaf. Yao had walked around the night before and found the most beautiful leaves to decorate the bookmarks. She gave them all to Andrea as a thanks for the book.

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Once the Games started, my love affair with this place got a bit more rocky. Dealing day in and day out with the Chinese on a professional level was quite a test of my patience and sanity. There were times where I thought these Games would never even happen. There were other times when I considered not wearing my uniform so as to disassociate myself with the hoards of Chinese volunteers stopping athletes during training sessions for personal photo shoots and autographs on their accreditation cards. Once a Chinese volunteer, whose job was language service, stopped translating an athlete's quote in the middle of the sentence in order to bust out his camera and take a photo of another athlete that was passing by.

There was one Chinese FQR (exact same job as us) that would frequently skip out on work early, or show up late, or just not come at all because he just didn't feel like it. Then he got upset when our international manager screamed at him for his insolence. Before opening day, massive groups of Chinese staff and volunteers would find a comfortable bleacher seat in the velodrome to take naps all day long. It wasn't until an AP photographer published a photo of the great siesta that a stop was put to the laziness. Even so, they then continued to nap inside the walls of the office.

Each day, coming into the ONS office was an obstacle course of Blue Army members snoozing all over the place or watching TV. In addition, staff members and volunteers of the Olympic Games were supposed to be impartial during the competition. Regardless of your national affiliation or fanship toward a particular athlete, you are a professionally and morally inclined to control yourself. You wouldn't think it would be that difficult, especially in a sport where your country can't even compete with the big boys. OH NO, there was more clapping and yapping and slap-sticking for China by the volunteers than there was by the ticket-buying spectators! It still infuriates me.

The "Blue Army," as it came to be known, was the source of my insanity for two weeks during the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games

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So then there's us, the fifteen international volunteers who look upon the actions of the Chinese volunteers as totally embarrassing atrocities. We run around and sweat and curse and produce, getting more done in ten minutes than half of China does in a day.

The Chinese are great at doing exactly what the book and the schedule say and not getting strayed off course. However, when it boils right down to it, the plan usually sucks and the schedule doesn't work. For example, lunch at the velodrome was everyday from 11-1pm, and each department had a 20 minute shift. During competition, however, lunch occurred right in the middle of some of the most important races.

Or how about the pre-Games medal ceremony practice that occurred during the middle of a training session for a handful of nations? They blocked off the entrance to the athletes' ramp so no one could go up or down during the ceremony. This is perfectly fine during the actual medal ceremonies when the Games are on, but for PRACTICE they wouldn't allow athletes up from the locker area to the velodrome floor, thereby denying certain teams their right to train altogether. I'm sure you can imagine how happy the coaches and athletes were about that!

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But then we come home from work and start preparing to leave for good. As we say goodbye to each of the Chinese volunteers that became our good friends, my heart melts for them. Li Lihuang, our ONS buddy who actually never partook in any of these crazy activities that I mentioned above, brought me a gift this afternoon. He noticed I always doodled on my notepad, so he got me a set of watercolor pencils to "make better drawings." He also got Traci a movie DVD, and Jason got a Bible written in Chinese.

Li had really been paying close attention to each of us since we've known him. He is thoughtful and genuine and values our friendships deeply. Did we have a gift for him? No, but it didn't even matter. That wasn't the point. Li (and all the other Chinese friends) did this because we are important to them, and in their culture, you express those feelings out loud.

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So where does all this hemming and hawing and bitching and moaning get us? After seven weeks, it smashed me in the face. This is China's Grand Paradox. This is the love/hate idea. This is exactly why no one can figure this place out.

China and I have wrestled and battled and bruised each other. We have hugged and kissed and embraced at times. We have danced in the moonlight and cried in the rain. I have seen the dungeon, and I have seen the castle. China has been my worst nightmare and, in an instant, my greatest fairytale.

As the Olympics dwindle down and my new Boilermaker family starts to leave, I realize: China is the single greatest adventure I have ever embarked on, and I am humbled to have had the opportunity to experience it.

XOXO

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Ni hao America!

Christina at road cycling

Christina and I at road cycling

My nonchalant America spirit I sported throughout the Games

Andrea rockin' the USA spirit at Paul's Diner for the Opening Ceremony

Val at road cycling

Me at the softball gold medal game... we lost :(

Lauren, Phil, Jane and I at softball. I guess all the Chinese people thought they were going to melt in the rain?

See you soon, America :)

XOXO

Thursday, August 21, 2008

If only things went according to plan

I had planned to write you this brilliant note about how I battled hard in the trenches for softball tickets and finally found admission to the gold medal game. I had planned to tell the predictable yet awe-inspiring tale of how the USA won the last ever Olympic gold medal in softball tonight with me as a witness. I had had big plans.

BUT that wasn't exactly how things shook out. Yes, I fought off every obstacle in the book to ensure myself a seat at THE game. Yes, I met a Canadian former international gymnastics judge on the subway who judged competition at the Sydney Olympics before retiring. Yes, I also met a beer vendor named Mao who pointed me in the right direction for my ticket sale. I also encountered a man named Cookies and two British women decked out in Team USA gear. Yes, I scalped four tickets for ¥500 apiece from a BOCOG employee with an infinity pass. But NO, not all things went along with my agenda.

The United States won the silver medal in softball this evening, snapping a more than 20-game Olympic undefeated streak. Japan prevailed to win the gold medal, and I was not a happy American.

BUT soon I realized, because I have been equipped with the ability to adapt to changing situations, that it is absolutely better for the sport of softball that the Japanese won tonight. While my heart shatters to think of the USA losing, it also recognizes a good opportunity.

The USA has won every game since the Sydney 2000 Olympics. They've won three of four Olympic golds. They have been the heavy, heavy favorite in each game they've played since the Atlanta 1996 Games. Tonight's match was about so much more than gold medals. Tonight's match was a defining point for softball on the international level. Tonight said, "Softball deserves to be an Olympic event, and damned you for thinking otherwise." The game proved that nothing ever goes "according to plan," and sometimes that's better off in the long run.

This is one of the greatest things I have learned in the time I've spent in China. It's also one of the greatest hypocrisies of Chinese culture. In a place where nothing is ever "according to plan," things are never done outside of "by the book." Working in China has made me realize that no one here thinks outside the box. Not one person can adapt to surroundings and go with the flow. The Chinese people I have worked with the past six weeks cannot even deal with the fact that China is the most consistently inconsistent place in the world. China doesn't even deal with it's own inconsistency, it just continues to go with "the plan," which often times leaves us all looking completely ignorant and without credibility.

Six more days.

XOXO

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Beijing vs. Home


Christina and I at the Today Show set on the night we went to Athletics at the Bird's Nest. Despite heavy security, we bribed a guard to let us in with a couple of shiny Purdue pins. NO, we did not see a show, we were there an hour after it was over

Jason and I reflected on our time in Beijing… China… Asia… what have you, over a nice Pizza Hut dinner one day. It came up that many people have been asking, "So how does Beijing compare to home?" We tossed around ideas for a while, but quickly realized that in this case, we really aren't comparing apples to apples.

Beijing has 16 million people. Wrap your brain around that for a moment. Indianapolis has almost 800,000, Lafayette/West Lafayette has about 90,000, and Chicago just has 2.8 million residents. Heck, New York City only has 8 million! When I describe “mass amounts” of people, I’m not even kidding.

Given that we've been treading water in the middle of this metropolis with little to no direction or instruction for six weeks now, I think we've managed pretty well! Imagine if someone dropped you off in the middle of NYC with two suitcases and some hand-sanitizer, how would you get along? Now picture the scenario happening entirely in Chinese.

The bottom line is that Beijing in no way compares to home. It can't be compared to home. Sure, there are different customs and traditions and ways of living, but Beijing and “home” as I know it are not comparable worlds. The truth is that this place in no way stacks up to my home, and, on the same token really, my home in no way stacks up to Beijing.

XOXO

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Ouch! My ego hurts.

The other day at the road race, I suddenly felt something that I’ve never felt before, and it sure as heck is an emotion I never thought I would know. With 500 meters to go in the race, for the very first time in my life, I was really, really embarrassed at being an American. Right now I can sense my grandmother steaming and going through the roof, so I best explain.

Everything in China is on the metric system. Temperature is in Celsius. Everything here is exactly the way the rest of the world is with respect to units of measurement. As an American, the metric system, military time units and Celsius temperatures might as well be Martian languages to me (as in, from Mars). In addition, who the heck thought it was a good idea for me to be fluent in just one language?

I take flash quotes in a mixed zone with a two-man crew from EuroSport that speaks nearly every language on the European continent like it's nothing... and I stand around looking like a huge doofus waiting for them to translate their interviews for me. And my personal favorite is when these athletes speak multiple languages. That really makes me feel accomplished, "Hey, I'm an Olympic champion, and I speak four languages. What do you do?" Or how about on the subway when a 10-year old has a full conversation with me in English and then translates it to his parents while I sit there hearing, "Rubble, rubble, rubble."

Amongst an international crowd in such a foreign place, I feel alienated by my own culture. I am the one translating 500 meters into “about five football fields or so” every time someone talks. And let's not even get started on that tangent. Of course football is football in the rest of the world, as well it should be! They use only their feet to play it!

From this point forward, my ethnocentric vocabulary is done. Soccer is dead to me. Football and American football shall be distinguished. Track and field is simply “athletics.” I want to be fluent in metric associations. I want to familiarize myself with Celsian degrees. Ask me the time, and I will respond on the 24-hour clock. If I have the mental capacity to learn another language at 22-years old, then bring it on. We Americans have been slighted by our own small-mindedness, and I firmly believe it will continue to separate us from our world if we don’t wake up and recognize.

America, I love you, and I miss you. But you have caged me into believing it wasn't important to know how everyone else operates, and it has made me feel quite small on the international stage. It's not wrong to have our own ways, but it is straight ignorant to neglect the others'.

XOXO

Monday, August 18, 2008

This chick may reek

I'm pretty sure I smell.

I remember once, maybe in the second week, brushing the hair out of my face and catching a whiff of the sweat on my arm. In an instant I had a pukingly clear revelation: my sweat smelled like China. The aroma was so distinct, yet I cannot pinpoint the exact recipe. It was a mixture of the taste of your local Chinese buffet on $3.99 night and the stale air in a parking lot of a sewage plant with a little hint of green tea.

The problem now is not that my sweat smells like China. The problem is that I no longer recognize that my sweat smells like China. I can't even distinguish the odors anymore. There is no separation between the scent of my clothes and soaps versus the outside world. The food doesn't have that eerie-yet-intriguing taste of Asia anymore. It just tastes like food.

I fear that I have become one of those baby chicks that falls out the nest and absorbs the odor of the outside world and, therefore, is not recognized by her own kind upon her return to the flock.

Mom and Dad, please be warned that when you come to pick me up in Chicago next week... I might smell a little bit different.

XOXO

Sunday, August 17, 2008

A whole lot of lingo

Since the Games have started, Beijing has become a whole new world. There are people here from literally every country in the world. We were sitting in a restaurant the other day where the only Chinese people in the place were the servers! What a drastic difference from our first few weeks in Asia. I've heard a TON of Russian, French, Italian, German, Belarussian, Greek, Dutch, Spanish, Arabic, Malay, New Zealand English, Aussie English and British English... and very, very little American English. There are so many languages flying around that it is impossible to keep things straight sometimes. And just when you think you can rely on the host country for a bit of consistency... you learn about this:

Here’s the quick and dirty when it comes to the Chinese language. Since China has 55 very different ethnic groups across 9.6 million square kilometers, the “language barrier” extends beyond us Western folks and even separates the Chinese citizens. Patrick, who is one of my fellow Purdue students here, grew up in Shanghai. He speaks fluent Chinese but is often misunderstood and can’t communicate easily with the people here in Beijing. Apparently people from Beijing, Shanghai, and Hong Kong all speak different dialects, different pronunciations, of the very same language. Patrick says that Beijinginites have a distinct accent in which they add an “errr” sound to the end of everything.

In addition, there are two distinct sects of Chinese, Mandarin and Cantonese. So things can get really interesting around here. Our Chinese volunteer friend Li says that in his hometown there are different characters than regular, widely accepted Chinese. These characters are more symbolic in nature and have a flavor that's closer to the hieroglyphics of the Egyptians.



Given all the diversity in language experienced on a daily basis, I'm sure you can imagine what life is like as a Flash Quote Reporter. The gap between the very modern and prospering American English and the ancient Nakhi Chinese dialect is enough to constitute separate worlds! Plain and simple, there are things that just do not translate. These two, for example, are so uniquely not the same that one could classify them as different modes of communication altogether.

At work, we've got quotes coming at us in all these languages, and we're trying to get them all filed in British English in just 10 minutes after they're delivered by the athlete. Can you imagine scribing a quote about the "four heads god" listed above without losing any detail or significance?

Welcome to my job at the ONS.

XOXO

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Beating Bolt to the finish

"RUUUUUNNNNN!" screamed Phil as we dashed out of our ¥75 taxi ride to the entrance of the Bird's Nest, "THIS IS THE FREAKING OLYMPICS!"

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BOCOG really did us international volunteers good, again. Tonight, we had tickets to the Athletics competition at the Bird's Nest from 7pm-11pm. Most people dressed in their full USA garb complete with bandannas, scarfs, flags and face paint. Some even had homemade shirts! I, however, had to work.

After transcribing quotes taken from the velodrome floor on to the computer all night long, I was seriously ready for some live Olympics action. The Keirin race was to be over by 7:30pm, so we had very high hopes of being out of there and in a taxi on the way to the Olympic Green by 8:30pm or so.

Yeah right. At 10:15pm I was pounding press conference quotes into the computer as fast as my little typist fingers would go. I finally got the last one in and sent. As we gathered our belongings, many of the group decided to flake out on the Bird's Nest event. The general thought was that we'd never make it in time, but I wasn't having a word of it. I didn't care if I went alone. I was going to that darn Olympic Green regardless. You see, the Olympic Green area is very exclusive. You can't even access the area without proper credentials or a ticket to one of the venues there (i.e. the Watercube or the Bird's Nest). Tonight, I had a ticket and I was going and nothing was getting in my way.

Luckily, a couple of other valiant individuals had a change of heart and realized the opportunity could not be passed up easily. We grabbed a cab from the 'drome and were well on our way by 10:25pm. This is where the "beating Bolt" part comes in.

We literally sprinted from the cab to the gate to a different gate through security to another gate up the stairs through more security up one more flight--pause for breathing--and finally into the concourse where we thought we were to be. An usher grabbed Jason to ask where we were going. We were in the wrong place, "But just come in here!" he said, "There are only 10 minutes left!" We ran, again, through the opening to the field and up to a couple of empty seats.

As we sit down, we glance at the video board. "Men's 100m Final," it reads, and there are 10 sprinters lined up in the blocks ready to make history. The gun blows, and in a flash, Jamaica's Usain Bolt is skipping around the track goofing in a way that puts Chad Johnson's touchdown dances to shame. The video board reads the finishing times, and then, in big bold letters, "NEW WORLD RECORD!" It took 9.69 seconds for him to make world history... 9.69 seconds!

We continued to watch as he danced around the stadium taunting the crowd for more and more cheers. He was SO outside himself with excitement, and we couldn't be more overjoyed to share it with him and 90,000 of our best Chinese friends! A fellow from Trinidad took the silver, while American Walter Dix came away with bronze. The race was the capstone of the night, the final event. And while we only got to see the one sprint, it was THE race. The 100-meter dash defines the Olympics. Tonight, I saw it happen at the Olympic Games and watched as they crowned a brand-new "World's Fastest Man."

Talk about goosebumps! I thought they would never go away!

XOXO


Jason, Phil and I after seeing Usain Bolt win 100m gold and set a new world record at 9.69 seconds!


Yes, Nanno, I'm really here at the National Stadium with the Olympic flame!!


The group photo opp between the Bird's Nest and the Watercube. From top left: Chris, Jason, Chad, Val, Caty, Jane, Alysha, Megan, Christina and ME!

Friday, August 15, 2008

Flash Quotes: Men’s Team Sprint to kick off Track Cycling competition

BEIJING, 15 August – Comments from Kelsey HABIG (USA) before the Men’s Team Sprint competition on opening day at the Laoshan Velodrome on Friday.

Kelsey HABIG (USA) – ONS Flash Quote Reporter

On the favorites to win the competition:

“France comes in as the reigning world champion, but the British are a machine that cannot be reckoned with as of late. The Dutch team should be hungry, too. Don’t count out the Germans either, as they attempt to defend their Athens Olympic Gold. Australia is a long shot but should be tough competition.”

On the USA’s chances:

“The USA is not a threat in this competition. However, should they pull a miracle and make the medal stand, I won’t be able to hold back the tears during the Star Spangled Banner.”

On the athlete’s to watch:

“Stefan NIMKE (GER) is the only returning gold medalist, so it should be fun to see him match his experience with his teammates’ youthful energy to try and work some magic on the track.. As always, Theo BOS (NED), Chris HOY (GBR) and the retiring Arnaud TOURNANT (FRA) should put on a good show.”

“It should be a fantastic start to the track cycling events, and I’m looking forward to seeing it all happen!”

On where you might see her on TV:

“I’m not exactly sure, but pay close attention to the area around the medal stand. The mixed zone is immediately to the left and right of it, so check for the ‘blue army’ outfit, the blond hair, and of course the fantastically sexy blue ONS bib. During the victory ceremony, I will probably be standing off the left shoulder of the bronze medalist.”

ONS kh


The ONS bib you should look out for on TV :)

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Trudging through China

Monday we scored big with some tickets to beach volleyball given to us as a “thank-you” from BOCOG. We saw the Aussie men defeat Angola and the Chinese women squeak by Belgium. On the way out, I purchased a very large American flag… best ¥100 I’ve ever spent.

Tuesday was the first competition day for softball, and it happened to be my last day off for the trip. I was dead set on getting to a USA Olympic softball game. By subway then by bus we traveled to Fengtai Stadium in hopes of scalping tickets and seeing some USA domination.

In two hours of wandering around the field, we ran in to ONE scalper. His name was Ali, and all he had were two tickets to the morning game, NOT the USA game. There were so few people around the stadium that you could literally have been walking down the street next to the outfield fence and not had a clue it was going on. Ali offered to give us the tickets for the Chinese Taipei game (in the morning) and called his boss to ask about USA tickets.

To our surprise, the boss man affirmed that there were some tickets, but they were with him at his hotel a few kilometers away from the field. Ali insisted that we grab a cab with him and go to pick up the tickets. On the way to the hotel, I asked him about his English name and how it came to be. He smiled and announced proudly, “I am a Muslim; my name comes from my faith.”

I was so excited to finally meet a Chinese person who 1) had some kind of faith in some kind of god, and 2) wasn’t afraid to tell anyone about it. I told him that he was the first Chinese person we’ve met who was religious in any kind of way. His response shocked me; “I think most Chinese people say they want to live in reality, so they have no God. But I think they do not live in reality; their lives are driven by the law.” Keep in mind that this kid did not pass the Chinese college entrance exam, so he was deemed “not suitable” for education beyond high school.

His English was better than anyone we’ve met so far, including Chinese university student volunteers who were hired for their English skills. He was also more forward thinking and rational than anyone we’ve come in contact with, yet he was not eligible for any sort of higher education? Something seems fishy here. He will be spending the next two weeks illegally scalping tickets for a Norwegian businessman at a rate of ¥250 per successful day and then find a job to occupy the next stage of his life. “Maybe at Pizza Hut or Kentucky (Fried Chicken),” he told us.

In the end, the Norseman lied about the USA tickets. After some time spent in the lobby of the hotel, Ali came downstairs looking completely dejected. “My boss was not true, but he wants me to sell you tickets to badminton,” he said. I explained that all we really wanted was to see USA softball and thanked him for the offer. His eyes welled up as he apologized again for ruining our day. He offered to take us to lunch - his treat – because he felt so bad. He pulled out ¥200 and tried to hand it to me. He wanted me to find more softball tickets and pay for it with his money.

We rejected all offers, as it was becoming quite apparent that Ali was genuinely sorry and ashamed for what his boss had done to us. “My boss, I do not like him. He is not nice. He is no happy. He does not have a good heart. All he care about is money,” Ali said, “I am scared of him.” We asked Ali to call us if he ever got tickets to more USA softball games, as we would definitely by interested. He replied, “I will call you if I know, but you should not buy them from me because my boss is too expensive. Buy them from a Chinese.”

After a long day, the highlight of my USA softball experience was seeing the team from outside the gates warming up. A couple of the players saw us with our huge flag. They hollered and waved to us, but I didn’t think fast enough to inquire about tickets. I just didn’t figure we’d have an issue!

XOXO

PS- If anyone out there knows anyone who might have or know where I can buy some USA softball tickets, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me know!! It’s making me totally sick to see empty stands in the highlights on the news after having shown up to the stadium wrapped in my flag and getting shafted. I know I’m asking for a miracle, but when it boils down to it… you simply don’t get anywhere without asking. Thanks, friends!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Dear America, I miss you. Love, Kelsey


Supporting the USA near the Fengtai Softball Complex!

There is no one more proud to be an American than I, and it is important for me to express that fact. I whole-heartedly, undeniably, without a doubt love my country… but why? My respect is garnered simply by the fact that I do not have to love my country. In the United States, dissidence is not only accepted, but it’s expected. After living in a place where an individual is dubbed “mentally insane” for speaking out against the party in power, you better believe I appreciate the fact that I can complain and protest and dislike and tell everyone about it under the protection of my constitution. My country respects my ability to think critically and with intention and to operate with efficient deliberation. The United States of America trusts my ability to make decisions; it has faith in me. Boundless cerebration is the key ingredient in human development. Socrates preached that, “The unexamined life is not worth living,” and I think he’s got a solid perspective. Mother Theresa told us to, “Be the change you wish to see in the world.” I’m telling you that there is no greater liberty than that of a free mind and the ability to express it.

XOXO

Monday, August 11, 2008

All in a day's work

We’re on rotations at the velodrome until the track competition starts later this week. Jason, Lauren and I are a three-man team, and Sunday was our first day on the job without the rest of the crew. We made a McDonald’s/Starbucks stop on the way in, as we've learned we should never go without a meal over here. Jason and I headed for food while Lauren stopped at the ATM to cash up.

A few minutes later, Lauren appears in the doorway of McDonald’s. She’s on the phone, and all Jason and I hear her say is, “I AM AN AMERICAN, SO I NEED MY CARD. I AM VERY UPSET!" She was speaking with the ATM company because the machine had just retained her debit card in the midst of the transaction. It spit out a receipt that had a bunch of Chinese characters on it and then in the corner, written in English was, “Your card has been retained, please call for further inquiries.”

It was 7:45am, and the local place did not open until 9am. The office on the phone told her it would be at least 9:30am before a team could get to the location to retrieve her card, and she should wait near the ATM for their arrival. She plopped down on the outdoor steps and sent Jason and I off to work.

Upon our arrival we learn that our bosses were gone for the day at the women’s road cycling race. We were all on our own for getting interviews. I was feeling good, so I decided to jump on the Jamaican we’d been discussing for a week. Ricardo LYNCH (JAM) is the only Jamaican cycling representative and the first Olympic cyclist from the country since the 1992 Barcelona Games. I did some brief research and sought out his coach, a German who’s well versed in the cycling world. I introduced myself and shook his hand firmly whilst asking for the opportunity to speak with Ricardo during a break or after training. He agreed without much dissent, and I was officially on the schedule for the first training break.


Ricardo LYNCH (JAM) will battle in the Keirin event

Walking over to the bench area, I began to panic a bit. I couldn’t find Ricardo! I resorted to asking the Cuban where he was, to which she responded, “He’s using the toilet.” QUESTION – Why do my stories all revolve around bathroom habits?

Once he came back upstairs, we sat down and settled in. I introduced myself and told him briefly about myself and about the ONS’s purpose. Then we dove into the questions. We talked about everything from where he trains at home, to who the main competition is, and what it was like walking in the opening ceremony. Ricardo is a really patient, genuine guy who is humbled by the opportunity to compete for Jamaica. He was delightful to speak with, and I look forward to seeing him again.

Afterwards I spent a decent amount of time collecting my quotes and information. Just as I was getting a story written out in my brain, Lauren rolls into the ONS office with a big, juicy American smirk on her face. “The Chinese SWAT team just liberated my debit card,” she said.

As the story goes, a van pulled into the parking lot of the bank where she was and a team of men dressed in military camouflage and combat boots spider danced out of the vehicle. They were locked and loaded with automatic weapons the size of the ones guarding the Mao Mausoleum. When they cleared the area, a man dressed in regular business attire appeared with the appropriate keys and passwords to free the POW debit card. By 11:30am, Lauren was back in action at the velodrome with the ATM card in hand.

The rest of the day was less exciting, but I did have the opportunity to further develop my theory about establishing ties with the athletes and coaches in the squatty potties. This time I ran into Jennie REED (USA) in the washroom, and we laughed at the awkwardness of using those toilets in a cycling uniform (full-body leotard type deal). I am convinced that all this cultural bonding time is going to land me the big flash quote one of these days!


Jennie REED (USA) is a world champion in the Keirin

I don't work again until Wednesday, so I'm hoping to find some softball tickets for opening day (Tuesday) and get some much needed sleep!

XOXO

Men's road cycling: My first Olympic event!

Christina, Val and I hit the subway at 6:15am Saturday, bound for the Beijing North Railway Station. Our 8am train to Yanqing was ready to load, so we boarded the “first-class” section with our ¥23 tickets. While many of you were watching the opening ceremony on TV in the USA, I was headed for Yanqing and the men’s cycling road race.

We were supposed to take the train to the Badaling section of the Great Wall nearest the finish line of the race, but the train station was closed for the competition. Yanqing was a 40-minute drive to the finish because the main highway was closed for the race and back roads were the only way to access the finish line area. As we searched for a taxi stop, a larger Chinese woman with three teeth chased us around yapping in Chinese. A volunteer came running up and translated, “This woman take you Juyongguan Pass 150 RMB.” We negotiated for a bit and eventually came to a resolution.

I have to be honest, I was a little uneasy about the situation at this point. However, I have to keep reminding myself that things are just different here in China. We hop in this car, which isn’t a registered taxi, with a male driver. Christina takes the front seat while Val and I sit comfortably in the back. Meanwhile, the barking woman takes off somewhere on a bike as is out of sight by the time we realize she’s gone. The man greets us in Chinese and starts up the car. We drive briefly on the main road before veering off into a hutong area and stopping. He gets out and walks inside the hutong, disappearing out of sight. All of the sudden, the barking woman reappears behind us on her bicycle, just happy-go-lucky as can be. She parks the bike outside the door and walks into the house.

Thirty seconds later the man returns having changed his shirt. He hops back in the driver’s seat but hesitates for a moment. The woman walks to the driver’s side and opens the back door. As she motions for Val to “scoot over,” I burst into laughter! It was one of those awkward moment fits where I just couldn’t control myself. I never really got over it and definitely continued to randomly crackup throughout the ride.



Going down the back mountain roads was quite the thrill on a smoggy day. It really was a beautiful ride between peaks surrounded on all sides by remnants of the Great Wall. At one point the driver cued up a CD with a song in English. It wasn’t anything familiar to us, but it had a decent beat and English words. We found ourselves tapping our toes and bopping our heads to the music. The driver no doubt noticed and was entertained, so we proceeded to crank up the stereo to maximum volume. So not only are we the Badaling Hillbillies driving the mountains with three Americans and two Chinese folks in this tiny Chinese car, but now we’ve got a soundtrack to go right along with it.

The next song was in Chinese, and the three of us simultaneously and inadvertently let out a disappointed sigh. The driver seemed eager to please, so he immediately switched the song BACK to the English song we’d been listening to before. Thirty minutes later we were arriving at Juyongguan Pass bumping and rocking out. We had just heard “One Love” five or seven times in a row, as the cabbie set it to repeat, and we were loving every second of it!

A brief encounter with security & a gate requiring tickets (to an event publicized everywhere as “free”), we hiked down the road course until we were far enough into the Chinese mountainside to escape the security lines. At an obvious course crossroad, we set up camp alongside some of the world’s craziest, most enthusiastic road cycling fans. It should also be noted that this was in a little dinky hutong town, the Chinese equivalent to a “one-horse town.” There were many local yokels and one operating business: a popsicle stand selling soda pop, water, beer and pickled chicken feet in a package resembling that of beef jerky.

The first friends we made were a Belgian family. Their daughter Lieselot Decroix is on the Belgian road race team and would be racing the next day in the women’s event. They were decked out head-to-toe in their light blue, black, yellow and red. The younger sister even had her face painted! They were the nicest folks and explained to us how their daughter had gone to Minneapolis, MN to play basketball in her senior year of high school. It was there that she first picked up a bicycle and fell in love with the sport.

Then we found ourselves chatting with some South Africans who live in Beijing. They were cycling enthusiasts who live for a good adventure. Earlier in the spring, they participated in the “Great Wall” Marathon that, true to it’s name, ran over parts of the Great Wall. An American woman heard us speaking “American” English, so she hustled over to chat. It is important to note that American cycling fans are few and far between, so they tend to flock to each other in situations like this.

As it turns out, the woman and her husband have been to countless Olympics as they find in it an excuse to travel the world. Their 16-year old son has taken an interest in cycling and has dabbled in it back home in Idaho. He is currently the number one ranked road cyclist in his age group in Idaho. Typical of any family, though, his teenage sister was less than pleased to be standing on a street corner in the rural Beijing mountains watching men whiz by on bikes every 40 minutes or so for six straight hours. I shared her sympathies, so I strolled over to the popsicle stand and bought a round of Yan Jing beer for the three of us Boilermakers.

Val came to China prepared to spread USA spirit like a champion in a manner that puts me to shame. She busted out homemade shirts, leis, flags, bandanas and, best of all, facepaint! We plastered “USA” on our faces and down ours arms. Now we were really ready to rock. An ESPN USA cameraman happened to be getting clips from our area, so we caught him on several occasions getting clips of us having a good time. Eventually he made his way over to us and conducted a short interview with Christina. “Where are you from? What are you doing out here today? Who are you cheering for?” were the basic questions.



From nowhere a group of Europeans, led mostly by the Dutchies in their bright orange, starting hollering at the security to move the barriers and let spectators in closer. This scuffle drew the attention of every camera in the area, as you can imagine. The Chinese officials, volunteers and race security stood silent as these despicable Westerners screamed and spouted in their faces. “We want to watch cycling, Olympic cycling!” one yelled, “Why won’t you let us watch cycling?!” The man was being completely patronizing to the authorities. His show was loud and for all English-speaking ears to witness, such that the Chinese would lose “face” and allow him to have his way. The girls and I watched the outrage unfold and commented on how the Western media would take those clips and contort them. Eventually, the loudmouths prevailed and the gates were inched closer to the track to allow for the rowdy protesters to “watch some Olympic cycling!”

The crowd lurched forward toward the new barrier leaving the three of us former front-rowers in the back. We needed a change of scenery, so we grabbed a fresh beer and climbed atop a rock wall to get a bird’s eye view. Up there we met a group of Dutchmen and a group of Canadians who were all very interested in the three American girls and their interest in cycling. One of the Dutchies was a photographer by hobby, so he showed us his fancy camera and let us play with it a bit. Another dabbled in athletics (track & field for all you Americans out there) and trains at the same gym as track cycling favorite Theo Bos. He informed us that Theo has not one but several very pretty girlfriends, so our chances are pretty slim, unfortunately. The Canadian happened to be a professor of business and had plenty of questions about Purdue and the Krannert School of Management. As we chatted, a group of Chinese men in cycling uniforms joined our perch and enjoyed the company and conversation.



Our position was 500 meters from the finish, so we watched intently until we couldn’t see any further. Then we relied on the cameraman’s miniature TV to dictate the results. The Spaniard Samuel Sanchez (teammate of Tour de France champion Carlos Sastre) took the gold followed by an Italian and a Swiss. Eleventh place Levi Leipheimer was the highest finishing American.

As the spectator crowd broke up and dispersed, it became quite apparent that we would not be able to cross the racecourse to head back the way we came in. This presented an interesting scenario that sent countless packs of Westerners trekking down a country road through the mountains of northern China. On our walk, we ran into a couple visiting Beijing for the Games. The husband was a Caucasian American man and his wife a citizen of Taiwan. We shuffled down the mountain with them and learned their whole story.

He was teaching English in Taiwan after college for a brief stint and staying in her hometown when they met, fell madly in love and were married. They lived in Oregon for 10 years but moved back to Taiwan when their sons were born. Now their eldest is in 1st grade. They plan to move back to the States before the boys go to high school. The man is an avid, competitive cyclist in Taiwan and was eager to learn that we are volunteering at the velodrome for the track events.

Out of nowhere a van pulls up, and the Chinese man in the passenger seat leans out the window and asks in a perfect American vernacular, “Hey! You guys wanna a ride?” After inquiring about the price of the taxi, he replied, “Hold on, I’m a customer, too,” he glanced at the driver, briefly. “Ten yuan apiece, he’ll take you to the bus stop.”

As the door slid open, I casually joked, “Party van!” Little did I know that behind the door, inside the seven passenger van already were… six original passengers! The five of us hopped in. Val, the Taiwanese woman and I crammed in the back bench-seat next to a woman with a small child on her lap. Two Chinese girls in the middle bucket seats condensed to share one so our American friend could have the other, while Christina plopped on the floor between them. We rolled the door shut and puttered down the curvy Chinese highway. And to make it all the better, no joke, “Beijing Huan Ying Ni (Beijing Welcomes You)” was playing on the radio when we got in. Eleven passengers, seven seats, low-riding in the Chinese mountains. So classy.

The van driver explained to us (as translated through the shotgun rider) that he is not a taxi driver, but just a man who lives in one of the tiny mountainous villages that the road course passed through. He saw a bunch of people walking down the street, so he decided to help out! What a nice fellow! In contrast… the little boy kept staring at me, so I tried to give him the flower I took as a prize for conquering the Chinese wilderness and stuck behind my ear. As soon as I made the offer, he started barking at me in Chinese! Nothing makes you feel less competent than a 4-year old tearing you a new one in Mandarin. Yowser! That’s the last time I mess with Chinese babies.

We got out at the Beijing 919 bus station. The public bus system is very similar to CityBus in West Lafayette. We jumped on the 919 and rode back into Beijing without a hitch. By 8:30pm we were grabbing a burger at a sports pub in downtown Beijing and watching volleyball on TV. The paint on my face was smeared down my cheek and my bandanna had a ring of dirty sweat on the inside. It had been a heck of a day.



That’s the funny thing about the Olympics, you know? Everyday is a brand new, still in the package, waiting to be unwrapped adventure. But when you think about it, that’s kind of what everyday life is like, too.

Sorry for the super long blog, but I think you understand now why it took me two days to get it posted. I commend you if you made it this long, you are “true hero!”

XOXO

Friday, August 8, 2008

8.8.08 @ 8:08pm

Eight is a lucky number for the Chinese. At 8:08pm this evening, Val, Chris, Alysha, Lauren and I found ourselves at Wangfujing Street near the Oriental Mall watching the Opening Ceremony on a large outdoor screen with thousands of friends from across the globe.

Alysha and Lauren made friends with some fellow Americans while Val and I bonded with a German and two Dutchies. Oh, and there were thousands upon thousands of Chinese folks there, too.

You are all going to watch it in just a couple of hours, so here's a rundown of what I saw on the street which you won't get from NBC:

Weirdest thing: Chinese people like to sit for such an occasion. So as one Chinaman was ushering us all to sit, I witnessed some Germans stand in the crowd and lecture him about how, "That's no way to party! Let the Germans show you how to party!" Inevitably we all sat down, Indian-style, in the middle of the street.

Most booed: Japan. We were informed that, "The Chinese people do not much like the Japanese."

Most randomly cheered: Tied between Venezuela or Argentina. I don't know why the Chinese love them so.

Most awkward: Chinese Tapei and Hong Kong getting massive cheers, even though they are recognized as separate from the People's Republic, according to the IOC, and march under independent flags

Reactions to USA: Very positive, lots of cheers! President Bush received some "hims and haws," but definitely not the outright booing that Japan got! Chinese people LOVE stars from the NBA, so Kobe, Lebron & friends received massive support.

Countries represented at Wangfujing (that we saw): China, USA, Brazil, France, Italy, Germany, Australia, Estonia, Hungary, Mexico, Canada, Sweden, Ireland, and the Netherlands.

Spirit award: The Brazilians take the cake with their flag-wraps and face paint.

Goosebumps moment: Raising the Chinese flag at the very beginning and the whole street-full of people erupting in harmony singing their national anthem.

Best part: We left right after China was introduced, cabbed it back on virtually empty highways, and made it home to see the lighting of the torch on our dorm TVs.

Thing I missed most: English commentary, for sure.

Tomorrow is another day off for me. Val, Christina, and I are heading out to the Badaling section of the Great Wall to see the final sprint of the men's cycling road race!!! Should be fun!

Let me know what you think of the ceremony when you see it :)

XOXO

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Getting my "in"

So how exactly do you go about gaining access to the greatest, most powerful cycling team in the world when their PR specialist is adamant about no press contact (and especially no one-on-one interviews) until the Games begin?

That's simple: catch them in the squatty potties, and bond with them over the awkward-yet-customary bathroom etiquette of the host country.

Today for the first time I found myself seeking out an Eastern toilet in preference over a Western toilet. Have no fear, Mom & Dad, I've not given way to the dark forces, and I'm not moving to the opposite side of the globe. I just simply didn't feel like bumping my head on a stall door while attempting to maneuver inside a poorly designed Western toilet stall that smelled like wet dogs. The Chinese have definitely mastered the cleaning situation of the squatties better than that of the Western cans. In addition, I just really wanted to test out my new use instructions to see if it made things better... which it does, by the way. It's the difference between day and night.

I knew there were some squatties in the 'drome, so I went venturing. The restrooms are structured such that there is a room with just sinks and a separate room for the stalls. You must first walk through the sink corridor on your way through. As I opened the first door to the sink area, I saw Wendy Houvenhagel in her complete race uniform standing in front of the mirror fixing her hair. She was prepping to put on her race helmet, which was resting peacefully on the sink in front of her.



Wendy is a member of the gargantuan cycling machine that is British Cycling. Coming in to Beijing, they are reigning world champions (held in Manchester, England this year) in seven of the ten track cycling disciplines recognized by the International Olympic Committee. This year Great Britain owns the cycling market and isn't projecting any speed bumps along their path to Olympic glory. Of their 14 track cyclists, nine will wear the rainbow-striped jersey advertising them as the reigning world champion in each one's respective event. Some have more than one championship to boast about. And of the five other riders who won't don the jersey? Most of them made the medal stand in Manchester. Their team bench area is large and commanding while they all ride in unison on rollers throughout the velodrome infield. Their uniforms even have a fierce lion's head emblazoned between the shoulder blades that states without saying, "You can't touch this power." Needless to say, I was completely intimidated.

As I pass Wendy at the sinks, I ask her the simple question, "How are the stalls? Respectable?" She smiles and ensures me that they aren't too bad, so I head in feeling good about my experience which I assume is complete. As soon as I open a stall door, it hits me... toilet paper. I turn around to check in the sinks room. When I open the door, I ask Wendy of there's any TP to be had out there. She just laughs, which enough to answer my question.
"What is the deal with this place? I mean, I really don't get it! Do people here not wipe? Why don't they need toilet paper?" I asked in a fit.

She chuckled, "I don't know, either. We've just been bringing our own."

"I think we've got some in the ONS office, I'll be right back," as I headed out to hunt down the paper. I returned a few minutes later and did my business. To my suprise, she was STILL fixing her hair as I walked up to the sink.

"Soap!" I exclaimed, "No soap either! She continued to laugh as though she was feeling my sentiments exactly. As I rinsed my hands, I asked, "So how long have you guys been here?"

"Just a couple of days," she said.

"Oh my gosh," I told her, "We've been here a month, and we've got a whole laundry list of things we'd kill to have right now... including soap and TP!" I shook my hands dry as I moved outside the room.

She agreed, "Good luck with all that."

"Thanks," I said, "I'm going to go find some hand-sanitizer. I'll see you up there!"
A small, insignificant interaction it was, no doubt, but there's a good chance that I'll never have the opportunity to speak to someone with that much clout ever again in my life! It was extra exciting for me, and I just couldn't wait to share it with all of you. Who knows, maybe my little bathroom bonding session will open up the gates for an exclusive interview on down the road?

Wouldn't I be so lucky :)

XOXO

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

What a day!

Though most of my blogs are really insightful, today's is nothing more than a simple account of the craziness that occurred all day long.

First of all, I did my very first live ONS interview with an athlete today. An Irish cyclist by the name of David O'Loughlin was the first target for Andrea and I. He will race the individual pursuit, competing against defending Olympic champion Bradley Wiggins from England and hotshot American Taylor Phinney. David was 6th in the latest world championships and hopes to improve his personal best time by three seconds here in Beijing.

Andrea and I made a pretty solid tag-team interview unit. Of course, it was my very first experience in a journalistic interview setting... ever. Andrea has quite a bit more experience than myself (she's the Editor-in-Chief of the Purdue Exponent!), so I latched on to her lead and jumped in. We strolled over to the Ireland bay/bench area and waited patiently for David to finish speaking with his coaches. After introducing ourselves, Andrea started pounding away at the questions. I just sat back and took notes, practicing my flash quoting skills. At one point there was a slight break in the interview while we made notes, so I piped up. Surprisingly enough, I found it brilliantly easy to maintain a steady conversation with the Irishman, and Andrea's reporting knacks really fed off the dialogue. After the whole thing was over, I was worried that I should have kept a more professional, down-to-business outlook instead of having a relaxed, dyadic conversation with him. To my surprise, Andrea was really happy with the way things went and said that the conversational tone made him feel more comfortable speaking with us. I was stoked. I just interviewed my first Olympic cyclist, and it was really, really fun!


David O'Loughlin is Ireland's only track cyclist competing in Beijing

Throughout the day we saw the teams from Deustchland, Great Britain, China, Nederland, the Czech Republic, Ireland, Uruguay, Belgium, and the Ukraine. The Germans are defending Olympic champions in several events and are always a force. This year, however, the British are favorite to win nearly everything, as 7 of the 10 most recent world championships in the Olympic disciplines belong to the GBR team.

A few hours later, the American team finally came in! Though I knew none of the cyclists before this experience, I was SO excited to see the superstars from my own country. To hear them speaking clean American English was a treat for my senses. I think they were surprised to hear us speaking it, too, because one of the coaches approached me in a thicket of Chinese volunteers in the same uniform as I to ask me a question. Apparently when you hang out on the velodrome floor with a BOCOG pass and a blue Games polo people tend to think you have answers. Nonetheless, he wanted to know if there would be water supplied at the venue for the athletes or if the teams were responsible for bringing their own. I told him I didn't know, but that I would find out and report back.

So... Li and I set out on a quest to figure it out. It didn't take too long, but I was glad we had the translation services of Li. Else I would have been in a real pickle. We hustled over to the USA bench to relay the message. I explained to the coach (and bay full of other coaches/cyclists/managers) about the water supply situation they had asked about. He told me I did a fantastic job getting the information and that my boss should give me a raise. Sensing his orneriness, I played right along. I pointed to my blue volunteer uniform and said, "Haha, this blue shirt means no money. I'm a volunteer." The group laughed and one guy running errands in the background said as he pointed to his shirt, "Yeah, that's what this gray one means, too!" All were thoroughly entertained. Then my examiner grabbed my cheeks, squeezed them and said, "Really well done, thank you, I should kiss your cheeks right now."

Have I mentioned that he was European? Though he was working for the American team, he was definitely European, which helps to outline the cheeks situation a bit better. After a short conversation, Li and I headed back to our ONS post feeling pretty good about the connections we established with the American team. Maybe it will pay off sometime in the mixed zone?

All that was fine and dandy and probably enough to blog about for a day... but then the absolutely amazing happened. The Olympic Torch, fresh from it's relay through Beijing via Tian'anmen Square and the Forbidden City, ran past the Laoshan Velodrome this afternoon. One of the torch bearers came into the 'drome after her leg was finished, and she brought with her the torch. Each bearer gets to keep the torch they carry, so she was getting all kinds of photos inside the venue. Jason and I convinced Li to ask the Chinese if we could have a photo with the torch... and just like that, here I was:


I got to hold the Olympic Torch today, and you didn't! Note the Ukrainians in the background warming up.

I still can't even believe it. Today, I held to Olympic torch less than an hour after it was burning in the relay. The picture says it all. I hope you enjoy!

Two days til the Games!

XOXO

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Taking Li Home

Flash Quote Reporting at the Laoshan Velodrome was supposed to get really intense today. It was supposed to be crazy. Today, the “big-shot” athletes were supposed to arrive for their first scheduled training sessions on the wooden track. By noon, it was apparent that many of the favorites and powerhouses were skipping out on day one for one reason or another. For those of us that were gung-ho about getting some real cycling action for the first time, it was quite a bummer.

In the latter parts of the day, a few athletes from China, Cuba, Uruguay and Colombia finally made it to the track to get some laps in. A group of us sat up in the spectator stands to witness the madness as we chatted and got to know each other a bit more.

I was fortunate enough to have some serious bonding time with one of the Chinese FQRs Li Lihuang, a CUC student and Olympic volunteer. Lihuang is his given name and Li is his surname, but everyone just calls him “Li” for short. Li and I shared some pictures of his hometown in the northern foothills of the Himalayas in the southern part of China. He lives in a small mountain town in the Yunnan province, just southeast of the Tibetan plateau and touching the northern borders of Mayanmar, Laos and Vietnam. The Jade Dragon Snow Mountain is near his home.


Yunnan province in southern China

Li’s ethnicity is Nakhi, which belongs in the 5% of Chinese minority, as 95% of Chinese citizens are descendants of the Han ethnic group. Due to Li’s Nakhi heritage, his family is exempt from the Chinese government’s policy limiting families to one child. Li has an older brother who works as a journalist in their hometown. Someday, Li plans to return home to take care of his parents in their elder years. Before then, though, he wants to work in Beijing or Shanghai.


Li and I at the velodrome today

We got into a pretty in-depth discussion with Li about his plans for school, work, and traveling around the globe. Despite living just a stone’s throw from Mayanmar, Laos, Thailand and Vietnam, Li has never traveled outside the country. He expressed serious interest in traveling through Europe, a place many of us have been, so we all enjoyed sharing our travel stories. Through the natural progression of conversation, we decided that it was a must for Li to come visit us in our natural habitat of West Lafayette. As it goes, the discussion immediately turned to what sorts of things we would do if Li were to visit Purdue.

Being the time of year that it is, football is fresh on our minds. Li would definitely need to see an American football game at Ross-Ade Stadium. To start the day off right, though, he would need to first witness the spectacle that is Breakfast Club. At said event, Li would get a fast-forward lesson in American collegiate culture and probably make about 300 new best friends. Two hours before kickoff, we would be off on the next adventure.

The “All-American” Marching Band’s concert at Slayter Hill would be a great place for me to teach Li the vitals. “Hail Purdue,” “Purdue Hymn,” and the simple “Go Purdue” cheer definitely make the short list of important things to know. While trailing the AAMB around Ross-Ade in the gameday parade, I would introduce him to the world’s largest, fastest and most awesome collegiate mascot, the Boilermaker Special V. If we’re lucky, we could convince the pilot to let us ride from the hill to the stadium in the train’s passenger-bearing coal car.

After battling our way through the student gate atop the northeast side of the stadium, Li and I would hustle to our seats in order to catch the pre-game show. For the record, the crowded ridiculousness of the student gate at Ross-Ade is the closest parallel I can make to the Beijing subway at rush hour. Both are crazy, crazy and smelly, smelly. Before the show starts, Li and I would review our in-game cheers. The third down hammer, “Boiler Up!” and “1, 2, 3, 4… First Down!” should be simple enough, right? I must not forget the key flashing/shoe waving at kickoff, the wave, the “Boilermaker Special Time” motion, or, everyone’s favorite, “Shout!” This is starting to be a lot to handle for my buddy Li.

Just as I’m thinking he’ll never catch on… the band takes the field in dramatic fashion to kick off their traditional pre-game show, which happens to be my favorite Purdue tradition. Li and I watch in awe of the grand perfection of the marchers. In my opinion, the floating Purdue is the best move, but the Block P and the Boilermaker Special formations are very close seconds. I explain the significance of the Big Ten Flags and the Boilermaker Strut to Li, as well as the band’s military background and history of excellence. I hope he’s not getting overwhelmed, but it might just be inevitable.

Li, of course, is completely obsessed with the World’s Largest Drum and the antics of the Big Bass Drum Crew. Despite nearly 600 pounds and 8 feet in diameter, a crew of six manhandles the drum with precision accuracy. Li finds it to be the best thing yet… until he notices the Golden Girl high-stepping her way in and juggling three batons with ease. I explain the history behind the strange tradition dating all the way back to the days of Lenny Dawson, Purdue’s “Golden Boy.”


The World's Largest Drum and the BBD Crew with the American flag

By the time Roy Johnson settles in for his majestic rendition of, “I Am An American,” I’m starting to feel a bit nostalgic. Li no doubt notices, as the Chinese are innately in tune with all things personal. His visit thus far has indeed seemed as strange to him as my visit to China has been to me. Just in West Lafayette on seven Saturdays per year we exhibit:
  • Bars that open before 7:00 a.m. and people waiting for hours before dressed like hooligans
  • A university-wide “fight song”
  • A parade march to a stadium
  • A really huge drum that can’t be handled by less than six persons and is played by striking the heads with a giant mallet
  • A girl marching around in a metallic gold uniform throwing sticks in the air followed by a whole entourage of copycats
  • A 10,800 pound train on wheels and a miniature replica that lets out a ferocious horn
  • A band of instrumentalists stomping around like an army making shapes and dancing
  • Two huge flags (one Indiana flag, the other a USA flag) that take upwards of 40 people to handle
  • 65,000 people dressed in black in the heat of the summer screaming their heads off
  • And last but not least, a massive herd of giant men wearing tight, tight pants and shiny hats that run around and knock each other down

Today we agreed that while China seems to have some peculiar customs, we’d be much too quick to judge based on a logic of simple contrast. However, the most precious lesson learned is that even the things near and dear to us have a tendency to appear fundamentally bizarre when experienced without regard for context and culture.

It’s been fun; see you next time!

XOXO

Monday, August 4, 2008

We've been doing it all wrong!

ATTENTION: THIS BLOG MOST DEFINITELY CONTAINS OFFENSIVE AND GROTESQUE DETAILS OF THE DAILY HABITS OF HUMAN LIFE THAT MOST NEVER TALK ABOUT BUT ALL EXPERIENCE AND CAN IDENTIFY WITH. Please consider yourself to be warned.

According to my recent information crusade to learn more about the infamous Eastern toilets, aka "squatty potties," that we've all been complaining about, it turns out we have absolutely, 100% guaranteed been doing it all wrong. After educating myself, in fact, it's no wonder how much we've been grouching over it.

Some criticisms thus far from my fellow Westerners (of which I am no exception) include:
  1. Splash zones (particularly for women) have been increasingly difficult to control, and in some cases, shoes and pants have fallen victim to this catastrophe.
  2. There have been many questions regarding what exactly to do with one's pants while squatting. Some just opt for taking them off and hanging them on the purse hook :)
  3. Squatties are more difficult to use for those with limited or uncontrollable body mobility, especially in bars where ¥10 beer flows like a river.
  4. Users of Western toilets are accustomed to having the waste drop into a wide pool, trapping much of the odor under water. Squatties are essentially waterless until the flush washes through.
  5. Loose bowels have a tendency to spray over the floor and onto the back of the ankles, shoes, and/or clothing. That was graphic, but graphic is truth in raw form.
  6. Did I mention the splash zone?


Now that you have been filled in on the juiciest of details, here's the punchline. For an entire month now, we have all been using these Eastern toilets... BACKWARDS. That's right, I said backwards. Our awkward approach to the squatty potty would equate exactly to sitting on your home throne facing the wall and straddling the tank.

According to Wikipedia, squatties are most efficient when the user is facing the pipes and flushing devices on the back wall of the stall. To this point, we have all been entering the stall and turning about-face as we would in any Western-style lavatory to face the door.

So how does this new knowledge address the above concerns about the Eastern cans? Let's take that trip, shall we?
  1. Splash zones should be virtually eliminated due to the reverse physics of the new positioning. Now, the deepest part of the potty will be the target of the stream, as opposed to the shallowest part where it hit before and caused quite a chaotic experience.
  2. What exactly to do with one's pants is probably still an issue, but at least now they won't hang right in one's face if one continues to opt for the nudist method.
  3. The bottom line is that those with limited or uncontrollable body mobility due to physical limitations or beverage consumption are always going to have issues using public facilities. End of argument.
  4. Odor is a serious, widespread issue. Lauren described the Chinese bathroom smell as, "If urine could die, it would smell like this..." I do believe that bleach is the best solution.
  5. Loose bowels have a tendency to spray over the floor and onto the back of the ankles, shoes, and/or clothing. Is it just me or does this happen at home, too?
  6. Again, the splash zone should be taken care of by the new setup. Refer to #1.
I am anxious to test out the latest squatty hypothesis next time I find a respectable public latrine. I am also quit embarrassed as I picture myself mounting a Western pot, facing backwards, and then complaining about the ineffectiveness of the invention and how the tank is cramping my knees. How could we all be so naive?

You've gotta love it :)

XOXO

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Eavesdropping for English

Conversations in English are music to my ears. Through all the hustle and bustle of nothing but Mandarin being barked out every direction, one has a tendency to feel a false sense of inarticulacy. I feel like I’m in a Twilight Zone where people are moving and living and interacting around me while I’m in my own little I-only-speak-western-languages box. When someone pipes up in English, I immediately zone in, especially when the conversation is not directed at me. Hence… the following eavesdropping story.

It was overheard in the lobby of our building that students living on the 6th and 7th floors were cut off from the building’s electricity supply to accommodate the visiting international Olympics volunteers living on the 8th, 9th and 10th floors. The 8th floor is mainly our Purdue group, the 9th houses the students from Emerson College, and the Aussie’s from Queensland University of Technology are up on 10. The conversation was between a Chinese student and a Canadian studying here at the CUC and living in this building.

Upon receipt of this information, my mind went into overdrive. First of all, how pompous am I to think that I could use electricity freely as if I were in my own home. This isn’t satirical blogging; I really mean it. Who I am to assume the AC should run all day or that the outlet could be crammed full of camera chargers and phone adapters and blow dryers? Andrea and I have drastically cut back on our energy usage. We’re not sure if it will help out our friends on six and seven, but we figure it’s worth a shot.

Secondly, what does it say about this place that it is willing to sacrifice the comfort of it’s own to accommodate visitors? And why does it take a Canadian student to actually say something about it? I fully understand the laws of hospitality and the need to make guests comfortable, but I feel this is somewhat extreme. A few days ago, the CUC big shots showed up at Jane’s door with a mini-fridge. They had learned that a couple of Emerson professors had fridges, so they ordered one to be delivered to Jane’s room. So now we’ve got multiple people upstairs with home appliances, yet the regular CUC students are really roughing it just a few flights down.

While I tend to disagree with the means before the end, I have felt quite welcomed on many occasions on the trip thus far. It is a little bit fun to have people so committed to making things perfect for me, and I can’t even begin to combat that fact. The Chinese have a very hospitable way about them, and they should be commended for it. And while I’m tired of hearing cookie-cutter memorized English responses to my salutations (i.e. “My pleasure,” in response to, “Thank you”), the experience in that regard really has been… quite pleasurable :)

XOXO

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Security Check


I have never seen a security force as plentiful as it is here. There are guards literally everywhere! The strange thing, though, is that I haven’t seen any armed police officers or military personnel (with the exception of the Mao Mausoleum, but even there the only ones armed were inside the tomb). These guys are out and about in aplenty, but none of them carry weapons. The weirdest thing is how I react to the difference. Since they have no guns, I perceive them as having less credibility, less authority. I know it’s a ridiculous notion, but it’s just the way my brain works. One other thing I found very interesting is that these security persons were saluting our tour buses as we passed by their posts during our tour of Beijing. They do not give such an honorable salutation to other vehicles, but each bus in our convoy of ten received the greeting. On the first day of the city tour, the convoy even had a police escort from the city to the rural village!

XOXO